Steve StanvickThe People’s Guide to Rooting Interests in the 2022 NFL PlayoffsGuidance for Apaths and Empaths10 min read·Jan 14, 2022----
Steve StanvickA Recent Whiskey Enthusiast Pits 16 Bottles Against Each Other in a March Madness-Style TournamentAn Introduction24 min read·Feb 4, 2021----
Steve StanvickIntroducing the NFL Fanbase Frustration IndexA Definitive Measure of Pent Up Disappointment10 min read·Jan 27, 2021----
Steve StanvickSome Friends from College Dive On Into the Rapidly Escalating Fast Food Chicken Sandwich Wars: A…Part 1 of 412 min read·Jan 20, 2021----
Steve StanvickThe 2021-Only NHL East Division Whips Ass and It Should Stick AroundSo I had something much longer and shittier written out where I was going over various sports leagues and their responses to the ongoing…5 min read·Jan 13, 2021----
Steve StanvickAn Objectively Correct Utilitarian Ranking of 2021 NFL Postseason Rooting InterestsHappy new year. It is time once again for another postseason of NFL football. Our collective reward for willing a by-most-accounts…15 min read·Jan 8, 2021----
Steve StanvickNFL Playoff Rooting Priorities for the Apathetic Fan, RankedA quick and handy reference for those without a shit to give16 min read·Jan 3, 2020----
Steve StanvickLion King Brain: Thanksgiving Aunts and Hometown That-GuysPlease let’s not base our 2020 Democratic candidate decisions on the happy ending from a children’s fantasy movie7 min read·Dec 2, 2019----
Steve StanvickA Half-Hearted Light Beer Taste-OffAbout a year and a half ago my fam-in-law drank a shitload of New England IPAs at Christmas, took notes, and rated them all. I wrote all…6 min read·Jun 11, 2019----
Steve StanvickSun Safety for Pale DullardsYou hate to see it. A large, red, peeling uncle proudly proclaiming that he’s “finally got his base tan.” A dude in a bucket hate…13 min read·May 28, 2019----