The People’s Guide to Rooting Interests in the 2022 NFL PlayoffsGuidance for Apaths and EmpathsJan 14, 2022Jan 14, 2022
A Recent Whiskey Enthusiast Pits 16 Bottles Against Each Other in a March Madness-Style TournamentAn IntroductionFeb 4, 2021Feb 4, 2021
Introducing the NFL Fanbase Frustration IndexA Definitive Measure of Pent Up DisappointmentJan 27, 2021Jan 27, 2021
Some Friends from College Dive On Into the Rapidly Escalating Fast Food Chicken Sandwich Wars: A…Part 1 of 4Jan 20, 2021Jan 20, 2021
The 2021-Only NHL East Division Whips Ass and It Should Stick AroundSo I had something much longer and shittier written out where I was going over various sports leagues and their responses to the ongoing…Jan 13, 2021Jan 13, 2021
An Objectively Correct Utilitarian Ranking of 2021 NFL Postseason Rooting InterestsHappy new year. It is time once again for another postseason of NFL football. Our collective reward for willing a by-most-accounts…Jan 8, 2021Jan 8, 2021
NFL Playoff Rooting Priorities for the Apathetic Fan, RankedA quick and handy reference for those without a shit to giveJan 3, 2020Jan 3, 2020
Lion King Brain: Thanksgiving Aunts and Hometown That-GuysPlease let’s not base our 2020 Democratic candidate decisions on the happy ending from a children’s fantasy movieDec 2, 2019Dec 2, 2019
A Half-Hearted Light Beer Taste-OffAbout a year and a half ago my fam-in-law drank a shitload of New England IPAs at Christmas, took notes, and rated them all. I wrote all…Jun 11, 2019Jun 11, 2019
Sun Safety for Pale DullardsYou hate to see it. A large, red, peeling uncle proudly proclaiming that he’s “finally got his base tan.” A dude in a bucket hate…May 28, 2019May 28, 2019
